Cow Urine is the new Soft Drink [Tech Breakthrough from RSS]

Well..after the $10 laptop debacle, comes another great innovation from India – Soft drink made from cow urine.

And the ‘inventors’ this time aren’t from IISC or the IITs, but RSS (yeah, Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh)!

“..the drink – called “gau jal”, or “cow water” – in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched “very soon, maybe by the end of this year”.
“Don’t worry, it won’t smell like urine and will be tasty too,..Its USP will be that it’s going to be very healthy. It won’t be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins.” – Cow Protection Department, RSS.

The drink is the latest attempt by the RSS “to cleanse India of foreign influence and promote its ideology of Hindutva, or Hindu-ness.” – source

It’s amazing how few groups attempt to make a fool of the country (*) – especially when we are advancing ahead.

What’s your opinion on feasibility of such a ‘soft drink’?

*Update: Unless RSS ‘scientists’ prove that they have really achieved this pathbreaking ‘soft drink’, I guess they are just playing the hindutva card (and in turn, are making a fool of the country in front of a wider audience)

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    43 Responses to Cow Urine is the new Soft Drink [Tech Breakthrough from RSS]

    1. Kasi says:

      Cows urine is considered sacred by hindu mythology and have seen people using as a spray on occasions….never seen anyone drinking….

      @sinha
      You are not cooking up news right? just for viewership?
      Secondly why are you up-against IISc and IIT.

      Why not Morarji Desai drink?

      • Ashish says:

        @Kasi – the orig news source is linked.
        against IIT/IISC? Not at all – but $10 laptop was a collaborated effort among all the bigwigs.

        • Kasi says:

          @Ashish…sorry for my comment without checking the source link.
          The source has more than 150 comments…and lots of indians trying
          to defend cow-urine!!! funny.

          $10 laptop…yes perfectly possible…it won’t be a laptop…just a
          screen+keypad+wireless boadband communicator…welll…may be 80$.
          Everything else done on the net…(if microsoft and airtel pitch-in they
          can give the machine for free and mint money on monthly charges!!). Question is do we have that kindof broadband connectivity.

    2. Srini says:

      “It’s amazing how few groups attempt to make a fool of the country – especially when we are advancing ahead.”

      I know that this is your blog and you have all the rights to express anything you want. But, this sentence seems to be a bit arrogant(if i can use that word). They may have some holy(or not so holy) thoughts behind this project. But, without any proof, how can you comment that they are trying to make a fool of the country?

      I certainly believe that if the creators(or inventors) of this drink can address all the possible questions then they may become successful in finding a niche for themselves.

      Whether they find a business sense for it or not, but, i appreciate them for the efforts they are putting in spread Hindutva and save the sacred animal COW. I wish, they have got right intentions.
      –This is my opinion

    3. Kiran Somalanka says:

      Cow Urine is used for curing certain diseases and is available even today in India though for a pretty good price. The cows used are not the ones that keep roaming our cities’ streets. Its usage is based on the intensity of the disease. For that matter, so many insects, animals, etc. are used in the preparation of drugs.

      In ridding the body of some of its innumerable diseases, even sau-mutra (self urine) is also prescribed.

      Check this website on cow urine – http://hkrl.com/cowurine.html

      Will cow-urine become a fad? I hope not as this means that too many people of our country are sick. I hope nothing becomes a fad as it causes upswings/downswings in the economy. If everyone maintains their health then one may never need to drink cow-urine or for that matter even take simple pills like Crocin, etc.

      Most of us seem to lack the discriminative abilities of a sharp intellect. Unfortunately, RSS seems to be caught on the wrong foot even while trying to do something right. Aren’t each of us a sum of good and bad? So how can we throw a stone at someone when we ourselves have committed a mistake.

      I have personally never drunk Cow Urine and may not drink in this life time. At the same time, there are other drinks-Coke, Pepsi, soft drinks that I do not want to drink in this life time as they too are very harmful to the body even though these products are being endorsed by celebrities.

      Progress does not mean accepting and following whatever the West does. All Indians should delve deep into our history to understand why our past was so glorious and maybe we can resurrect it. So, we should never denounce anything, however incredible, unless we have tried, tested and confirmed that something works or does not work. Isn’t this the scientific method rather than throwing out an idea just because it sounds nauseating?

      • Mukesh says:

        The point to be noted here is that ‘not everything’/BS can be passed onto public as innovation.
        I agree with your point..but the qn is whether RSS is really doing this or this is another gimmick?

        • Harshad says:

          Exactly, the same question here, but the writer makes the reader and himself does presume that the act to be a gimmick. Wonder, if the writer was not high on cow-dung that its disastrous outcome is this article.
          As an Indian, defaming its heritage the last thing I would desire. Notwithstanding the fact that I a Hindu!

      • sjk says:

        I totally agree with you kiran. That was a great and spontaneous reply.People like you are needed in millions for any chance of india to surge ahead :)

        http://ddgul.blogspot.com

    4. Ashish A says:

      We are advancing but there are large group of people, still un-educated.
      In India some people are always try to make fool of them.I dont want to comment on COW URINE row and group intentions behind it.
      You may find anytime during the day on national channel(top 10) people(having gr8 enfluence on middle class) like Smriti Irani making good money out of selling some religion related things like rudraksa,some mala which is available at 20 Rs in open market at whopping 5000 + Rs to audience.
      Such looting on the name of GOD should be stopped.

    5. host says:

      What’s your opinion on feasibility of such a ‘soft drink’?
      Piyo To Jano! LoL
      Btw, first make yourself clear whether it’s cow urine or cow dung! Hope you know the difference!
      Glad to read this ‘story’ on Pluggd.in. Just Keep it up buddy!

    6. Rajesh says:

      I just had a chat with one of my authentic friend who has very deep knowledge of all these things. Infact he has tried out cow urine. He had a serious cough problem and he could see the difference within two days. He warned me that it has to be taken properly.

      Moreover, cow urine treatment is not RSS product. It’s there in India for ages.

      It would be unscientific to discard this too without experiments.

      It would be great if we get the results confirmed from a well reputed laboratory outside India. If this is wrong then govt must ban it otherwise we must promote it and ridicule those who ridicule India.

    7. Himanshu says:

      Check this as well:

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/3300633/A-wee-drop-of-amber-nectar.html

      FTA:
      There have been personal testimonies from course leader Jim Crawford, who drinks a glass of the amber nectar every morning before breakfast, and stories of First World War battlefield doctors who administered urine to prevent gangrene, and former Indian prime minister Morarji Desai, who drank a pint of the stuff every day and lived to the age of 99.

      Also:
      And are there reams of scientific documentation to support all these claims? While the alternative health and fitness instructor is able to distribute long lists of urine-related studies that have been published over the past 100 years, he can’t actually come up with cast iron clinical research from The Lancet or a similar publication.

    8. mac says:

      I have only one word to say: Insane.

      Cow urine now..what next ‘sati’..

    9. Rizwan says:

      I wake up in the morning to find out a bunch of Hindu-Fundamentalist-Idiots giving the nation cow urine in the name of a healthy soft drink…..man…..this is not believable, I guess I missed a couple of hundred years while I was sleeping or am i still in 2009…uhhh!!!!!!

    10. Sudhanshu says:

      What would be their next product after ‘Cow Urine’ ?

      - Bull shit!

    11. Raju says:

      ow urine is the best product among all the urines. In Ayurveda, whenever there is a mention of urine it is obviously understood as cow urine, which is supported by the ancient scriptures. According to Hinduism cow is the mother and all human being is her children. Cow urine is beneficial in many ways.
      Cow urine is an excellent germicide and kills variety of germs. All diseases that are caused by germs are thereby destroyed. According to Ayurveda the cause of all the diseases are `tri-doshas` or the imbalance of three faults i.e. mucous, bile and air. Cow urine has the power to cure diseases as it balances the tridoshas. Cow urine has a direct effect on the functioning of liver. Liver purifies the blood and imparts disease-resistance power to the body. Some micronutrients are present in our body, which gives the strength for life. Micronutrients are flushed out through the urine. Lack of these nutrients cause ageing in our body. Cow urine can meet the deficiency of the nutrients in the body as it has all the micronutrients in it that are required for a healthy life. Thus cow urine can stop the aging process. So the life-giving cow urine is also called elixir. Cow urine has many minerals especially copper, gold salts etc. This compensate for the mineral deficiency of the body. Gold salts are said to protect against many diseases. Nervous system is affected when mental tension occurs.

    12. Raju says:

      Actually cow urine is very good for health. It’s the purest product of all urines. It is used in many Ayurveda medicines. it provides strength to brain and heart. In this way cow urine protects heart and brain from damages that occurred due to mental tension and protects these organs from diseases and disorders.

      Refer this:

      http://www.indianetzone.com/20/benefits_cow_urine.htm

      http://hkrl.com/cowurine.html

      http://www.goshala.com/products.php

    13. Rizwan says:

      wat is really funny is this country is spilling with fool hardy fundamentalists who would drink cow urine in the name of religion….lol….wat do we have next SATI…..

    14. Dude says:

      Well what next, cow shit shampoo?.

    15. response says:

      Looks like you have your own personal agenda just like Brinda Karat had against Baba Ramdev sometime ago.

      Cow urine is used since ages in India for it’s healing properties and if someone is trying to distribute it in better presentable way then we should welcome the move, irrespective of your ideologue.

      I think it’s in fashion to write derogatory words where someone talk about ancient Indian thing or we only appreciate when it comes back from west like YOGA.

    16. Aniruddh,IIT Guwahati says:

      The day is not far when I would be sitting in my uptown office working on my $10 hi-tech laptop sipping some of the “Cool Urine” drinks from a couple of animals…

      WOW…whenever i run out of my cool drink…i’ll ask my secretary to get me some of the urine from the cow standing outside….I’ll say smthing like ..” Honey,hurry up will ya?get me some o’that cool urine? And yes…on the rocks.I like it chilled!”

      Already feelin so much hindu.

      HELL YEAH BABY….BRING IT(some more of tht indian/hindu technology) ON !!!

      • response says:

        How can you relate everything with Hindu or Muslim? Are you conscious about what are you writing?

        Are you trying to say that Pepsi is a Christian drink because it came from US?

    17. Sid says:

      Everything can be sold as long as one knows how to sell. If this gets sold in rural parts of mid-Indian states I would not be surprised. Do you guys know some years back there was an effort to sell mineral waters which is supposed to be prepared from the “Ganga” waters? I do not know the result of that business venture, but I do not recall seeing that brand sold any more.
      If projects like this keeps RSS and it’s goons from killing innocent people of other faith, then I am willing to contribute some money towards it, but, alas, that is not to be. Regarding the selling part, I believe the people who trusts entities like RSS selling ancient Indian drink, deserves to be shafted in the rear. So I am not worried.
      Much of our old culture/education/concepts are lost, but then everything that comes from tradition is not acceptable, there should be ample evidence that some traditional practices work and then only we should accept and protect it.

    18. Ramjee says:

      Not just in India but Cow urine was used in the west too for centuries. The Vikings used Cow urine as a medicine, detergent(urine has high ammonia content).

      The question here as I understand is whether or not RSS is trying to use traditional knowledge/practice for a vested interest. The answer for this is a resounding yes, and hence this publicity stunt by them should be discouraged.

    19. venkat says:

      Hi,

      Cow urine is more benefit for health. Drinking cow urine means not promoting the hinduism. About cow and cow urine is mentioned in the vedas. Vedas represent sanathana dharma not hinduism. There is no word hinduism in vedas. Vedas are given by supreme god for all the people’s benefit. Vedas are meant for all human being. This so called hindusim is created by people. It is not god given one.
      Please try to know the truth.
      Please do not treat that drinking the cow urine means promoting the hinduism.

    20. response says:

      I’m really surprised with the response and ignorance.

      Do you know how many people are worried (worldwide) about the junk food by pepsi/Mcdonald etc.? Can you say the same thing with the same zeal and conviction about them? Just because they are coming from BIG corporations and we are addicted to them?

      It’s very easy to writeoff something which is Indian or Hindu word attached to it. Have you ever written anything about other things which are happening across the world?

    21. kishore says:

      Pick up some brown color water from the drainage.
      Add some sugar to it.
      Add some carbon dioxide to it.
      Bottle it near to a sewage treatment centre.
      Now we have the recipe for ….. YES u guessed it ,COLA.

      Moral of the story – We can fool all the people all the time.

      And who the ******** told you to print hate material against Cow urine ???
      And wat’s u’r objection to Hindutva or Hinduness of the RSS ?Don’t the Christians have a cleansing program called Ablution for all Hindu’s who are force-converted to Christianity.

      Now the question
      —————-
      Would you please dare promote similar hate material against the .. say Christians or Muslims(kissing the stone at Kaballa , Mecca) ….

      Ideally Shuddhi(cleansing) program of the VHP(Vishwa Hindu Parishad) has to be performed on this web site.
      And I am also interested in knowing the source of funds for this web-site .

    22. Rao L says:

      What is this, are we back ape age?

    23. samantha says:

      according to some sources our own is healty than any others

      http://www.ceveni.com/2009/04/drinking-urine-is-medicine-for-many.html

      what do u think?

    24. Thakur says:

      Enough of fooling around. If you want, then talk good about your religion. But you cannot make such comments about hindutva. It is like i am good for nothing. Hence would redicule others to show that i am good.

      Every religion has its own ways and reasons for following some things. Instead of sitting a giving judgements, don’t follow but atleast try to learn.

    25. Doodie says:

      With Muslims drinking camel urine, and Indians making pee pee soft drinks, are Christians next?

      I just posted some pics up of the new Cow Urine Soft drink and and urine milking. This is ridiculous.

      http://doodiepants.com/2009/08/17/india-markets-cow-urine-softdrink-a-gift-from-the-gods/

    26. K..Prakashchandra says:

      The urine of a cow that feeds on only grass and plants may possess medicinal properties derived from the feed.

    27. Akshay Malhotra says:

      FYI, cow urine is therepateic only when it is prepared and collected under certain conditions.

      There are couple of US patents that highlight it’s benefits.

      Check the US patents 6896907 and 7235262.

    28. sud says:

      How can we say that we r advancing ,we r not advancing by drinking pepsi,cola burger,its just a flow of economy from our pockets to big foreign company pockets.If the science is so advanced sp. Miedical Science then why can’t we create a simplest natural tree not anartificial one. we r already advanced

    29. Akshay Malhotra says:

      Drinking cow urine is not like drinking actual urine its going to be distilled, no one will taste the urine and anyways its better than what America gives us couple of bottles filled with too much sugar and low ph level of water that is acidic…Coldrinks in India are of 2.3 ph level that is almost a toilet clearer….

      Maggi that everybody eats today is nothing but stale…in process they use porcine enzyme that is from Pig’s stomach and just coz its a catalyst its Veg for Nestle and how many muslims eat this pig Maggi?

      Everyone is poncing so badly on some people who are trying to sell Cow Urine as a alternative of coldrink like they actually care about health benifits?? All fucking hypocrite isn’t …

      If cow urine is so bad then why does America have made cow urine Patent ?

      http://www.chowk.com/hamid-karzai/iLogs/life/An-anti-cancer-drug-extracted-from-cow-urine-gets-3-US-Patents
      http://www.indianexpress.com/news/rsssponsored-cow-urine-drug-gets-us-china/635663/

      if its such a shit y so many patents by America and China on Cow Urine??

      Help yourself…