Layoff the fatties – they are good for nothing!

November 1, 2006
By sinha

Move over you fatties – you guys are responsible for everything bad that is happening to the world. Including Global warming.

Apart from airlines/automobiles burning extra fuels (and spending extra $$s – which is averaged over and extracted from other lean/thin/ passengers) over carrying fatties, even the amount of food that fatties eat is responsible for environment pollution (don’t you cut extra trees and plants to ’serve’ these fellas?).

Based on the extra 10 pounds the average American gained in the 1990’s, is 350 million gallons, which means an extra 3.8 million tons of carbon dioxide. (approx calculation by center for disease control and prevention).

But are fat people concerned of all this? Answer is NO. “Research suggests that the stigma of being fat leads to more eating, not less. And if reducing the stigma suggests a solution, that’s not working either.”

“We tax cigarettes in part because of their health cost,” writes an economist “Similarly, the individual’s decision to lead a sedentary lifestyle will end up costing taxpayers.” – Does that mean fatties should be taxed for being a fattie?

I say Yes! – Tax them ‘coz they are responsible for increased spending (by companies/government), which ultimately is extracted from the taxpayer’s pocket!!

What do you say guys?

Links: NY Times/ Layoff the fatties/Burn Fat – Drink Enviga

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               About the author - Ashish Sinha is a Startup Mentor/Product Strategy Coach, and the founder/chief editor of pluGGd.in. He has launched/managed couple of products (consumer as well as enterprise) in US and India, and now consults with startups/small businesses on their product/media strategy. He can be reached at: ashish (at) pluGGd.in [+91 98452 06443]
  • Megha
    Ouch.. that was perhaps the saddest post I have read all my life. And yes I am a few pounds extra but not overweight. I do have a overweight sibling. And not cause she eats more than me or any other normal person her age, but she suffers from thyroid. If there were ignorant stupid irresponsible people like you on this planet, you would not realize the amount of suffering you cause by this insensitive writing.
  • Reva
    But how can you control the desire for beer/chicken...etc..etc :)
    It's good that fatties like me are responsible for ATLEAST *something*; unlike my thinny counterparts!
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