By sinha on 14, September, 2006 | Channel: Indian Startups

IITs – A Different Perspective

We all have heard of IITs and the *intellect output* that 7 IITs produce. But here is a different perspective:

  • The Indian Institutes of Technology is another name for IIT, which is the acronym for Institute of Infinite Tension, Institute of Indian Technology, etc
  • Girls are considered unfit to get into IITs, though some girls manage to get the application forms as they look like guys. Those faces that resemble anything girly are not selected.
  • The IIT curricula is carefully decided so that there is no scope of learning anything
  • Photocopying centres are provided for every 100 metres of road so that time wasted in photocopying assignments is minimized.
  • The girls in IITs, usually referred to as Non-Males and measured as parts of girl per million parts of guy, have to struggle keeping their identity as girl secret throughout their stay in IITs.
  • An interesting aspect is that, alumni of these institutes form the second-largest graduate student group at MIT, the largest being MIT undergrads and one day hope to colonize the whole of MIT campus

Read the whole article here [ofcourse, this is a pun on IITs and is not to be taken seriously]

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    1. anamika says:
      November 2, 2008 at 9:25 AM

      earlier i have a lot respect for those guys but know its completly devastated. they didn’t have any emotions they are only a intellectual machine”no doubt about their knowledge” no human like thing never existed and never will…….. they are simply made for dominating peoples

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      • Himanshu says:
        April 3, 2010 at 7:06 PM

        I am deeply saddened that a person like you (i.e. the author of the above article) has stooped so low and copied sexist crap stuff from Uncyclopedia .Even worse that plugged.in has allowed it for so long. What are you trying to say ? Are all IITians “tharki” frustoos and want eye-candy babes all over the campus ?

        And what about yourselves? Seen yourselves in the mirror? If you want hot babes , maybe you all should be hot as well? Cuz if you are just intellectually superior , u r gonna get similar type of girls :)

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    2. anamika says:
      November 2, 2008 at 9:28 AM

      only for making money…….and sophistication that’s…it still some exceptions are there…..

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