[Guest post by Sanjay Anandaram, a passionate advocate of entrepreneurship in India.]
Over the weekend, I was immersed in reading Madcap Crazy Inventions by Gyles Brandreth, a slim volume published in 1997 as a tribute to the imaginative people from around the Western world. These quite remarkable people dreamt up an incredible variety of inventions that, no doubt, they thought would prove very useful but which we recognize today as being simply ridiculous. Of course, the inventors themselves had faith in their inventions!
The inventions range from a spaghetti eating tool to a robber catcher to a rat scarer to a stammer stopper to reversible trousers to the Smellorama (where smells were made to match the action on a movie screen!). Most of the inventions were made in the 1st half of the 20th century.
On February 28, 1856, the Government of India promulgated legislation to grant what was then termed as “exclusive privileges for the encouragement of inventions of new manufactures”. On March 3, 1856, a civil engineer, George Alfred DePenning of 7, Grant’s Lane, Calcutta petitioned the Government of India for grant of exclusive privileges for his invention – “An Efficient Punkah Pulling Machine”.
On September 2nd, DePenning, submitted the Specifications for his invention along with drawings to illustrate its working. These were accepted and the invention was granted the first ever Intellectual Property protection or patent in India!
After the patent for the “efficient punkah pulling machine” one would have imagined that the electric fan would have been patented in India electricity having come to India in 1906. Look around and see the environment around – there are thousands of opportunities for innovation and invention. Yet the story of inventions and patents in India has been a long and sorry one.

Washing Machine or a Lassi Maker?
That set me thinking. What would a list of Madcap Crazy Inventions look like for India? I suspect our list, if at all, there were one would be rather short and boring. And why should that be the case?
Madcap and Crazy are two words that as most stereotypes would have us believe adjectives that describe brainy scientists and inventors. Would we describe our scientists and inventors as “madcaps” and “crazy”? Why not? I think the problem lies in our social milieu. To make truly quantum leaps in science and innovation, one needs to be imaginative, unafraid
to question the status quo and be willing to experiment. And even more unafraid of failing. Einstein imagined what it would be like if he were to ride atop a beam of light – A madcap idea? Yes! Crazy idea? Yes!! Edison is supposed to have tried several hundred materials before he chose the tungsten filament for his electric bulb. Our social milieu frowns upon questioning, imagination, experimentation and indeed failure.
True innovation comes from both right and left brain thinking. Not valuing or appreciating the arts and humanities adequately leads to atrophying of creative powers and insight. Creating “insanely great” products like what Apple routinely churns out, for example, requires not just engineering smarts but a high degree of creativity. As a nation, we’ve consistently under-emphasized the arts (the economic rationale is appreciated but that’s not the point) over the last 50 years and are now therefore left wondering about the arcane intricacies of say, user interface design, which is all about understanding how humans interact with each other. Movie making, for example, is another field which requires an enormous amount of creativity – from writing a top class script to visualizing the scenes to creating the mood to the music. Without the training in giving free reign to one’s imagination, experimenting and failing, it is hard to see how top class movie making talent from India can stand up on the world stage and be counted.
Another example: how many of our youngsters read science fiction for example? How many writers of sci-fi do we have? How many of our youngsters read or write or undertake creative pursuits? Sci-Fi by its very genre challenges the writer and the reader to imagine worlds that don’t exist. Innovation will ensure that these worlds come to pass! Is it a coincidence that the US and Japan have the world’s most evolved and robust sci-fi sub-cultures?
Sure, there have been truly Indian innovations that have addressed Indian problems but these have been sporadic and highly uneven. The National Innovation Foundation, the GIAN-Honeybee network are terrific initiatives to harness innovation and grass-roots inventions. But there needs to be many more such programmes especially ones that can be scaled.
With India’s booming economy and growth prospects, it can only be hoped that more and more madcap and crazy ideas will be worked upon, failures notwithstanding. After all, as the saying goes, if you haven’t failed it means you haven’t tried hard enough.
What do you think?
[The article first appeared in FE. Republished with author's permission]
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Excellent article!
There are some Madcap inventions from India but they haven’t been covered aggressively by media . i heard about a Guy at IIT Mumbai who has invented a way to stabilize the plasma on a very low voltage so essentially using his technique you can do arc welding with a battery which power your domestic appliances like transistor radio and torch .
i don’t see much enthusiasm about it
This article proves a long held belief of mine that Indian’s are mad but not mad enough to innovate.
Sanjay,
We all know this. What is solution? You don’t just need creativity , you need an environment which fosters it. Sadly, Indian environment is awfully hopeless. I have also co-authored couple of patents and even tried to build technology startup, and i swear to God i will never do it again
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Sanjay,
Given that money is an important factor of taking true innovation and fantastic creativity to a point of execution and success – the people who wield the money – are as creative as a train driver driving from Delhi to Blr.
They have no imagination, no balls, no guts – a perfect antithesis of everything entrepreneurs are, and are expected to be.
‘Social networking is cool, lets invest’.. or ‘green tech is the future…lets invest’.. or ‘You wanna beat Google? haha..just try to be No.2 and capture the Indian market’.. or ‘lets invest in the Orkut of India’ – havent we heard this time and again, followed up with disastrous results?
Now this just kills it for all of us.
When you have bet all your life/energy/time on your idea, to see an investor in his element is just – demoralizing.
So on one hand, we lament at paucity of creativity and innovation. And on the other hand, you have risk averse, unimaginative glorified-accountants parading as investors.
When the twain meet, it does have disastrous results.
In India, it is a challenge to go beyond that and keep innovating. A totally unnecessary challenge, IMHO. The onus should be on pure innovation, not surviving – if one is not strong enough, selling your soul is the easiest option available.
Maybe if the investment side learns to reward creativity and innovation, and not purely market trends – we might have a sea change in our ecosystem.
Disclaimer – Sanjay is the totally qualified to write an article like this – he is NOT the archetype I am talking about in this comment. He does reward innovation and creativity.
>> green tech is the future >>
Lol. I look out my office window and see dozens of city corporation trucks dump untreated waste into a former water body. They then burn the mountains of garbage sending black noxious fumes across square kilometers. People accept this and walk on, making sure they dont step on the overflowing sewage and get their clothes dirty. (This is a scene close to the largest IT corridor in Chennai)
VCs in India are crazy about green tech. Wow, aint that cool ? They only use gensets that run on sea water to power up their air conditioning.
It is western import that looks completely out of place in India (or even Asia). The “green consciousness” exists here only in trace quantities.
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